from Emily, age 10, Australia
Patient: Doctor Doctor I have 30 seconds to live
Doctor: Just give me a minute
Patient: Doctor Doctor I’m garbage
Doctor: Don’t talk such rubbish
from Renata, age 7, USA
person 1: I see your but crack
person 2: AAAAA! i’ll go to the store and buy a new one.
from Ronan, age 9, Hong Kong
Q:What is a fast food’s favourite coulor?
Q:What do you call a chicken at the northpole?
Q:Why did a tombstone cross the road?
A:Because the chicken got run down by a car.
Q:What is a clock’s favourite herb?
Q:Why did the trash can flunk out ?
A:Beacause his report card was rubbish.
from Akira, age 8, England
Q: What room do ghosts not go in.
A: The living room.
from Olivia, age 6, New Zealand
Q. What do you call a donkey with three legs
A . A wonky !
from Liam, age 8, Scotland
Q: Where do sick bees go?
A: The waspatal
from Meghan, age 11, USA
Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?
A: A geome-TREE!
from Sabine, age 13, England
Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing. It just waved!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because it didn’t have the guts!
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
A: Close the door, I’m dressing!
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of an airplane?
Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the bp station
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagles!
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room?
A: Odor in the court!
Wow!…what a lot of jokes, Sabine!
from Trey, age 12, Colorado USA
“So a skeleton walks into a bar and said I’d like a beer and a mop”
from Supriya, Bhanupriya, age 13, India
Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rupees.2000/-, is it o.k?
Worker : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k…….but??
how much is DRIVING salary…?
from Natisha, age 10, South Africa
Q :There were 2 fathers and 2 sons , so they went hunting the each caught 1 buck. How many bucks did they catch altogether?
A : 3 because there were 2 fathers (2 men) and 2 sons(2 boys) so I was your father & you were my son and someone was my father and I was their son!
Do you get it?
Ten jokes from Amer Javed, age 10, Qatar
Joke – 1
Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with “t”.
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow !!!!
Joke – 2
Teacher: James, where is your homework !!!!
James: I ate it.
James: You said it was a piece of cake !!!!!
Joke – 3
Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting ?
Pupil: I used his pen !!!
Joke – 4
What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train ?
The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and the second goes “chew chew” !!!!
Joke – 5
Doctor, doctor, everyone says I’m invisible.
Who said that ?
Joke – 6
What day do fish hate?
Joke – 7
What do call a bear with no ears ?
Joke – 8
Where do cows go on Saturday nights ?
To the MOOO-vies !!!!
Joke – 9
What is the strongest animal ?
A snail. He carries his house on his back !!!!
Joke – 10
Why is a tomato round and red ?
Because if it was long and green it would be a cucumber !!!!!
from Aoife, age 10, Ireland
Q: what’s a 4 letter word for a hungry horse
(gg means horse, Aiofe adds in case you didn’t get it!)
from Anthony, age 8, Australia
Q: How do you get a bunch of Pikachus onto a bus?
A: Pok ’em on!
Q: What did the carpet say to the floor?
A: I’ve got you covered!
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9 (7 ate 9)!
from Lorraine, age 6, Seychelles
Q WHAT DO CALL A TIGER WITH NO LEGS?
Q WHY DID THE CLOTH SNEZ
A BECOUSE OF THE BOTTLE