from Emily, age 10, Australia

Patient: Doctor Doctor I have 30 seconds to live
Doctor: Just give me a minute

Patient: Doctor Doctor I’m garbage
Doctor: Don’t talk such rubbish

from Renata, age 7, USA

person 1: I see your but crack
person 2: AAAAA! i’ll go to the store and buy a new one.

from Ronan, age 9, Hong Kong

Q:What is a fast food’s favourite coulor?
A:Burple.

Q:What do you call a chicken at the northpole?
A:Goosehumps.

Q:Why did a tombstone cross the road?
A:Because the chicken got run down by a car.

Q:What is a clock’s favourite herb?
A:Thyme.

Q:Why did the trash can flunk out ?
A:Beacause his report card was rubbish.

from Akira, age 8, England

Q: What room do ghosts not go in.
A: The living room.

from Olivia, age 6, New Zealand

Q. What do you call a donkey with three legs
A . A wonky !

from Liam, age 8, Scotland

Q: Where do sick bees go?
A: The waspatal

from Meghan, age 11, USA

Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?
A: A geome-TREE!

from Sabine, age 13, England

Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing. It just waved!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because it didn’t have the guts!

Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
A: Close the door, I’m dressing!

Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of an airplane?
A: ME!!!!!

Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick!

Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the bp station

Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagles!

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room?
A: Odor in the court!

Wow!…what a lot of jokes, Sabine!

from Trey, age 12, Colorado USA

“So a skeleton walks into a bar and said I’d like a beer and a mop”

from Supriya, Bhanupriya, age 13, India

Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rupees.2000/-, is it o.k?
Worker : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k…….but??
how much is DRIVING salary…?

from Natisha, age 10, South Africa

Q :There were 2 fathers and 2 sons , so they went hunting the each caught 1 buck. How many bucks did they catch altogether?

A : 3 because there were 2 fathers (2 men) and 2 sons(2 boys) so I was your father & you were my son and someone was my father and I was their son!

Do you get it?

Ten jokes from Amer Javed, age 10, Qatar

Joke – 1

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with “t”.
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow !!!!

Joke – 2

Teacher: James, where is your homework !!!!
James: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
James: You said it was a piece of cake !!!!!

Joke – 3

Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting ?
Pupil: I used his pen !!!

Joke – 4

What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train ?
The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and the second goes “chew chew” !!!!

Joke – 5

Doctor, doctor, everyone says I’m invisible.
Who said that ?

Joke – 6

What day do fish hate?
Fry-day.

Joke – 7

What do call a bear with no ears ?
B !!!

Joke – 8

Where do cows go on Saturday nights ?
To the MOOO-vies !!!!

Joke – 9

What is the strongest animal ?
A snail. He carries his house on his back !!!!

Joke – 10

Why is a tomato round and red ?
Because if it was long and green it would be a cucumber !!!!!

from Aoife, age 10, Ireland

Q: what’s a 4 letter word for a hungry horse
A: mtgg

(gg means horse, Aiofe adds in case you didn’t get it!)

from Anthony, age 8, Australia

Q: How do you get a bunch of Pikachus onto a bus?
A: Pok ’em on!

Q: What did the carpet say to the floor?
A: I’ve got you covered!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9 (7 ate 9)!

from Lorraine, age 6, Seychelles

Q WHAT DO CALL A TIGER WITH NO LEGS?
A ATOKY

Q WHY DID THE CLOTH SNEZ
A BECOUSE OF THE BOTTLE