Hey kids
Please send me your best jokes to add to this page! How do you do that? Look at the column on the right to find out.
Now read on… and get ready to laugh!!! For the latest jokes you’ve sent me, scroll down a little.
Jokes page 12
From: Evan
Age: 12
Country: United States of America
What happens when a frog parks illegally? It gets Toad!
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From: Matilde
Age: 9
Country: Norway
Message Body:
Q: Why did the students eat there work?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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Jokes page 11
Tiki reads one of your jokes
From: Matthias, age 10, Australia
why did the pengunion run away to Australia . . . because it was READ MORE
Jokes page 10
from Raphael, age 11, Malta
Teacher – I have 20 apples and I eat 17. What is left?
John – A big chance for diarrea.
from Daniel, age 9, South Africa
Knock,knock!
Who’s there?
Shirly.
Shirly who?
Shirly you have not forgotten my READ MORE
Jokes page 9
from gabby, age 8, Scotland
there was a man who came to the doctors and he said i feel like a pair of curtains
A.the doctor said well pull yourself together
from Danica, age 10, South Africa
Q: Why READ MORE
Jokes page 8
from Ben, aged 10, UK
Q: what did the dalek say to the doctor after the dalek had eaten an egg sandwich?
A: i will EGGsterminate you!
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Send me your jokes!
How would you like to see your favourite joke on this page? If you think that’s a cool idea, all you need to do is fill out the form below with:
Your first name. Your age and the country where you live. Other kids will want to know so please remember because I don’t put jokes on without name, age and country! And please make them funny. Obvious, you’d think but some of you send really weird stuff. Thank you!
..and most important, your joke!