Hey kids

Please send me your best jokes to add to this page! How do you do that? Look at the column on the right to find out.

Now read on… and get ready to laugh!!! For the latest jokes you’ve sent me, scroll down a little.

Jokes page 12

From: Evan
Age: 12
Country: United States of America

What happens when a frog parks illegally? It gets Toad!


From: Matilde
Age: 9
Country: Norway

Message Body:
Q: Why did the students eat there work?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.😂

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Jokes page 11

Tiki reads joke Tiki reads one of your jokes

From: Matthias, age 10, Australia

why did the pengunion run away to Australia . . . because it was READ MORE

Jokes page 10

from Raphael, age 11, Malta

Teacher – I have 20 apples and I eat 17. What is left?
John – A big chance for diarrea.

from Daniel, age 9, South Africa

Who’s there?
Shirly who?
Shirly you have not forgotten my READ MORE

Jokes page 9

from gabby, age 8, Scotland

there was a man who came to the doctors and he said i feel like a pair of curtains
A.the doctor said well pull yourself together

from Danica, age 10, South Africa


Jokes page 8

from Ben, aged 10, UK

Q: what did the dalek say to the doctor after the dalek had eaten an egg sandwich?
A: i will EGGsterminate you!
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Send me your jokes!

How would you like to see your favourite joke on this page? If you think that’s a cool idea, all you need to do is fill out the form below with:

Your first name. Your age and the country where you live. Other kids will want to know so please remember because I don’t put jokes on without name, age and country! And please make them funny. Obvious, you’d think but some of you send really weird stuff. Thank you!

..and most important, your joke!